<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810</id><updated>2011-09-28T07:49:54.296-07:00</updated><category term='Salasin Mike Topp Hal Sirowitz reading performance Bowery Poetry Club NYC'/><category term='Paris Hilton Poem Contest RealPoetik Lit Post Modern'/><category term='Paris Hilton Poem Contest'/><title type='text'>RealPoetik Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>News and Events</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-5075562391024511545</id><published>2010-08-06T08:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-06T13:45:52.544-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear RealPoetik Subscribers:</title><content type='html'>RealPoetik will be taking an end-of-summer hiatus to regroup and rethink the format of the journal.  Below you will find some thoughts about how the journal might function differently.  Think of it as a call for submissions in the guise of informal notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As an example of how one might use the journal’s form differently, please find a supplement to this email at www.realpoetik.org (our original handwritten notes on that subject, straight from our brains, taken in the car between Boston and Harpswell, Maine).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for supporting RealPoetik!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lily and Claire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CB:&lt;br /&gt;I’ve become overwhelmed and unimpressed by email.  I want email to be better.  I want to talk to it or have my brain to respond, so my fingers don’t have to.  Often I respond in my head but never send the email (Sorry).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lots of services let us communicate instantaneously and for free without the “formalities” of an email, but email continues to be super useful and pretty necessary to interact and function in the U.S.  Having constant access to one’s email changes my relationship to it further.  When I want to be distracted, notice I have an email, and see it’s just a fare sale from American Airlines, I feel sad.  Maybe you feel sad when RealPoetik comes and it’s just RealPoetik again.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lately we published a couple of poems that had tricky formatting, and we were able to publish the poems as images, not text.  Our internet assistant, Jenny Wickens, suggested we use a Google Labs feature that allows the image to be part of the email, not merely attached.  I think more images should be a part of RP.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LB:&lt;br /&gt;Like Claire, I sometimes feel ambivalent about my relationship to email, social networking, poetry on the internet, etc.  I worry that there’s so much poetry online, I don’t read it carefully when I do decide to read it.  Maybe I bring what tends to be a distracted attention to the internet to the poems I read online.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We’d like to explore our questions about the web and email as ways of disseminating  and enjoying poetry by using the form of the journal differently for the next several months.  Perhaps by using the listserv and website in new ways, we can rethink and revise some of our ideas about reading and viewing poetry online.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you like to see in your weekly email from RealPoetik?  Do you have a piece that takes the form of the journal into account in a different way?  Is there a video or image that you would like to see accompanying your poem on the RealPoetik website?  Did you write a poem in response to a work of art you saw, an article you read, a trip you took, something your dog did?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps there is some way to present a poem alongside its point of origin (no matter how much the poem and this point diverged along the way) that might be productive or thought-provoking, and that might take the writing process into account.  I tend to be obsessed with process, and it might be interesting for future RealPoetik emails/postings to present process in various ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You might even send an image of a hand-written draft of your poem, and that could accompany your poem somehow (this would be sort of like what the print journal LUNGFULL! does), and what we’ve posted on the website as a corollary to this email).  There are probably lots of ideas we haven’t thought of, and we’re open to submissions of work that would use the journal’s form in new ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CB:&lt;br /&gt;Maybe instead of a poem, your RP contribution would be an email introduction to a video you made that we then post on the website.  Maybe it’s a photo email that links to a poem on the website.  Maybe it would be exciting to be an email subscriber to RP and get something special that is not on the website (I don’t want us to be the company that makes you sign up to get special coupons then bothers you with emails that aren’t coupons; we are promising no coupons).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If one day you opened your RP email and it was way more awesome than most email in some way, if it somehow helped make email better, that would be nice.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-5075562391024511545?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5075562391024511545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=5075562391024511545' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5075562391024511545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5075562391024511545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/dear-realpoetik-subscribers.html' title='Dear RealPoetik Subscribers:'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-9097511281885408202</id><published>2009-07-18T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-25T07:35:00.362-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Submissions</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/dear-realpoetik-subscribers.html"&gt; Update Re: Submissions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please query first at realpoetikblog@gmail.com if you'd like to submit to the journal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And please write to us at &lt;a href="mailto:realpoetikblog@gmail.com"&gt;realpoetikblog@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; to subscribe to the journal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-9097511281885408202?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/9097511281885408202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/9097511281885408202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/submissions-closed.html' title='Submissions'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-5053727767709391381</id><published>2009-07-12T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-03T18:04:57.487-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Introducing new editors: Lily Brown &amp; Claire Becker!</title><content type='html'>Dear readers,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy summer. I'd like to share some news with you: I'm delighted to announce that two new editors, the wonderful poets Lily Brown &amp;amp; Claire Becker, yes: Claire Becker &amp;amp; Lily Brown, will now conduct your weekly encounters with &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/span&gt;. It's been an honor sending poems your way for three years (some of them yours!), &amp;amp; reading your comments and submissions. I send hugs and take a bow. I hope you'll keep in touch: write to me at anabobo@gmail.com, visit me at &lt;a href="http://www.nightcommute.org/"&gt;www.nightcommute.org&lt;/a&gt;, and look for my book due out from Tarpaulin Sky Press in the fall. I'll be reading on with you, so let's see what Lily &amp;amp; Claire have in store for us:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;[exit Ana Bozicevic]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;[enter Lily Brown &amp;amp; Claire Becker]:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're excited to be taking over editorial duties at &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;RealPoetik &lt;/span&gt;and look forward to building on the work Ana and previous editors have done.  The poems published as emails in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/span&gt; are able to go virtually anywhere.  They can be read on your phone on the train, aloud to your dog, or on a braille display; they can be printed out and scribbled on, deleted, or replied to.  Through email and the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/span&gt; blog, we will bring you poems straight from the physical world, where real-live poetry communities won’t be superseded anytime soon.  We're dedicated to publishing poems that are engaging, challenging, and aesthetically diverse.  We look forward to this new endeavor and would love to hear from you at any time!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lily &amp;amp; Claire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;About the Editors:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Lily Brown&lt;/span&gt; holds an MFA from Saint Mary's College of California.  Her first book, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rust or Go Missing&lt;/span&gt;, is out from Cleveland State University Poetry Center.  She lives in Athens, where she is a Ph.D. student at The University of Georgia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Claire Becker&lt;/span&gt; lives in Oakland and teaches high school at the California School for the Blind.  She is the author of the chapbooks &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Untoward&lt;/span&gt;, from Lame House Press, and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Get You&lt;/span&gt;, from Duration Press.  She holds an MFA from Saint Mary's College of California and an Education Specialist Instruction Credential from the California Commission on Teacher Credentialing.  Her first book, &lt;i&gt;Where We Think it Should Go&lt;/i&gt;, is forthcoming from Octopus Books.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-5053727767709391381?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5053727767709391381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=5053727767709391381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5053727767709391381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5053727767709391381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/introducing-new-editors-lily-brown.html' title='Introducing new editors: Lily Brown &amp; Claire Becker!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-370004715825209259</id><published>2009-03-20T08:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T09:34:07.005-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rest in peace, Sal Salasin</title><content type='html'>Dear readers of RP, and friends of Sal Salasin,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to share with you a note from Elisa Salasin, niece of Sal, the founding editor of RealPoetik. Sal passed away yesterday. Please leave your notes for Sal's family in the comment field. And we'll give the last word to Sal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your interim editor,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ana&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Friends of Sal Salasin,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm writing to let you all know that my uncle Robert, otherwise known as Sal and Roberto and Uncle Bob, passed away this evening.  He was the fighting spirit that you all knew and loved until close to the end, not willing to give in to death unless there were good writers involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was Shakespeare that carried him over.  At one point in the afternoon Sal asked when Shakespeare would be arriving.  I held his hand and said that Shakespeare was on his way.  He asked if Shakespeare would be taking him upstairs.  I said that yes, Shakespeare was coming to take him upstairs, and once there they’d meet up with Neruda and Cervantes and Lorca, and they’d talk about poetry together.  I told him there were lots of un-unionized workers that needed to be organized, and lots of poets waiting for him in heaven, and that Shakespeare would be arriving very soon to guide him there.  Sal began repeating, “Shakespeare is coming... Shakespeare is coming.  He’s coming soon...”  His body untensed, and he fell into a quiet sleep.  I sat with him for awhile, holding my hand over his heart, whispering that Shakespeare would be there before too long, that we all love him, but that he was free to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was the most peaceful sleep I’d seen in days, so I left him in the care of his continuous-care nurse, an incredibly gentle &amp;amp; perceptive Pakistani man named Erfan.  Before I returned Sal’s spirit was gone. He had woken up briefly, and Erfan held him as his took his last breaths.  Shakespeare arrived to escort him upstairs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sal requested that his ashes be scattered off of the Staten Island Ferry.  I will be in touch when arrangements are made for this to happen.  However, in the mean time please know that I read each and every one of the messages and poems that were sent to him by all of you.  Even in his final days they never failed to make him smile, and he was truly amazed every time I'd bring in a new pile.  I believe they brought a measure of completion to his life that might not otherwise have been possible. Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With love,&lt;br /&gt;Elisa Salasin&lt;br /&gt;(and the rest of our family)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/ScOxfdkEKlI/AAAAAAAAADs/jcgRq8YOpIg/s1600-h/SalasininGDL.JPG"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/ScOxfdkEKlI/AAAAAAAAADs/jcgRq8YOpIg/s400/SalasininGDL.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315287139297274450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;And am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; pleased to inhabit the earth with this species.  Goodbye and God bless you all.  More of the evil work of Denise and her evil twin Denise, bleeding through my dreams.  Man is the only animal that builds jails.  He can also eat peanuts and chew tobacco.  Let's go back to the phones where we'll discuss idempotent transactions in just a moment.  Well, yes, I'm sorry I did the best I could which was obviously inadequate.&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fate and too many painkillers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recently I had the pleasure of driving alone in an American car on American roads listening to American radio from Perth Amboy to Seattle.  And this had its rewards although it didn't do the planet any good.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if it makes you feel any better, I didn't use my tongue.  I'm also extremely good at removing the lint after each use and believe I should get some credit for that.  "By the light of a thousand suns, I am become death."  I'd sympathize but all in all, I'd rather talk about me.  Just get my butt back safe from the K-Mart and I'm yours forever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Sal Salasin, July 24, 1995&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-370004715825209259?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/370004715825209259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=370004715825209259' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/370004715825209259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/370004715825209259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/rest-in-peace-sal-salasin.html' title='Rest in peace, Sal Salasin'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/ScOxfdkEKlI/AAAAAAAAADs/jcgRq8YOpIg/s72-c/SalasininGDL.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-1923403117887982794</id><published>2008-01-03T15:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T16:01:26.910-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Salasin Mike Topp Hal Sirowitz reading performance Bowery Poetry Club NYC'/><title type='text'>RealPoetik Reading at Bowery Poetry Club!!!!!</title><content type='html'>A short note to remind you that Sal Salasin (Executive Editor), Mike Topp (former Managing Editor) and Hal Sirowitz (frequent contributor) will be reading at&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;strong&gt;THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB&lt;br /&gt;                 308 BOWERY&lt;br /&gt;               NEW YORK CITY 10012&lt;br /&gt;              SUNDAY JANUARY 27TH 4-6 PM&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                  212.614.0505&lt;br /&gt;       betw. Bleecker &amp; Houston, across from CBGB’s&lt;br /&gt;           F or V to 2nd Ave / 6 to Bleecker St.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sal's note:  I chose Mike and Hal to read with not only because they're excellent poets, but also among the very few who are actually entertaining, if you follow.  So this should be a really good time for all.  AND AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO COME OVER AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope to see you there!!!!&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-1923403117887982794?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1923403117887982794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=1923403117887982794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/1923403117887982794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/1923403117887982794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/realpoetik-reading-at-bowery-poetry.html' title='RealPoetik Reading at Bowery Poetry Club!!!!!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-1822721766856692576</id><published>2007-12-27T05:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-27T05:38:52.335-08:00</updated><title type='text'>RealPo interview</title><content type='html'>Read the interview with Editor Ana Bozicevic-Bowling &lt;a href="http://womenoftheweb.blogspot.com/2007/09/ana-bozicevic-bowling.html"&gt;here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-1822721766856692576?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1822721766856692576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=1822721766856692576' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/1822721766856692576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/1822721766856692576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/realpo-interview.html' title='RealPo interview'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-9045361945443667954</id><published>2007-11-07T17:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T17:25:12.769-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton Poem Contest RealPoetik Lit Post Modern'/><title type='text'>Winner of the RealPoetik Best Paris Hilton Poem Contest</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;AND THE WINNER IS…….!!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Totally arbitrary!!  It was difficult to decide!  Really!!  All the pieces seemed pretty good and/or funny to me and ultimately, my choice was relatively arbitrary.  Not that one’s choice of any lit over another isn’t ultimately arbitrary of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I note all the entries, visible on the blog (http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/) by the way, were real heavy in their applications of registered trade marks and pop culture icons.  I have no idea why Paris Hilton should be so universally associated with marketing and schlock culture, but there you have it.  The other interesting thing was an apparent inability of RealPoetikers to distinguish between Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.  And, uh, Nicole Richie.  I am so sure they are different people!!  Although I couldn’t for the life of me tell you how to tell.  Still……&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I had to chose one and so I chose &lt;strong&gt;Sam Starkweather’s&lt;/strong&gt;, probably because it used the verb “tivoed” and the proper name “Beyonce.”  I shall name my first daughter, Beyonce, I swear.  AND he took the time and trouble to trick it all out with John Berryman’s name (dragged John Berryman’s name through the mud, some would say) and some such bullshit as “transcontemporation as a process” which I thought was way cool.  OK.  Here it is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sonnet # 114&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;—a transcontemporation of John Berryman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You cum Paris Hilton-haired through the J. Lo air&lt;br /&gt;bangin' on my split-level mobile-home screen-window&lt;br /&gt;and you be cummin' for like ever, up, down&lt;br /&gt;straight true through my reality show where&lt;br /&gt;I'm pittin'-out like an unused desktop icon: wazz up,—&lt;br /&gt;you be da body of the email, my micro-chip's on da fritz&lt;br /&gt;so I found when grandma got 86'ed, dial-up speed&lt;br /&gt;and I took Jet Blue down dirty South to da cremation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jumping with in-laws, Beyonce ring-tone revealed her last&lt;br /&gt;text-message, icon still on screen, much less replied: Lewinskied&lt;br /&gt;spin-doctored me so effectively I turned off the TV &amp; cringed&lt;br /&gt;in my entertainment center for all the re-runs&lt;br /&gt;I never TiVoed and never again dazzle coworkers at water coolers,&lt;br /&gt;a bitch to your beautiful ability to obsessively compulse.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Lin, Carol Peters, Sharon Dolin&lt;br /&gt;back: Elisa Gabbert, Sam Starkweather&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5ZFHLUszI/AAAAAAAAAA0/8DcET1F_-W8/s1600-h/RP1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5aFHLUs3I/AAAAAAAAABU/0Q7XU57ClFM/s1600-h/RP5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5aFHLUs3I/AAAAAAAAABU/0Q7XU57ClFM/s200/RP5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124632469866591090" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5Z6XLUs2I/AAAAAAAAABM/x4qIvB2QMwg/s1600-h/RP4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5Z6XLUs2I/AAAAAAAAABM/x4qIvB2QMwg/s200/RP4.jpg" alt="" 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You rock.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-7610508699907084117?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7610508699907084117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=7610508699907084117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/7610508699907084117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/7610508699907084117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/pics-from-realpo-reading-on-october-4.html' title='Pics from the RealPo reading on October 4!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dfpt9DI4p40/Rx5ZFHLUszI/AAAAAAAAAA0/8DcET1F_-W8/s72-c/RP1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-2350322459704526496</id><published>2007-09-19T10:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T07:41:32.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Upcoming reading!</title><content type='html'>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/"&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;NYC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;Thursday, October 4, 2007 at 8 pm.&lt;br /&gt;Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery, between Houston and Bleecker. $8.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+++&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RealPoetik is the oldest and most active little magazine on the internet, publishing established &amp;amp; emerging poets since '96. Again we are Real in NYC with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2006/07/sharon-dolin.html"&gt;Sharon Dolin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2007/07/tao-lin.html"&gt;Tao Lin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2007/08/niels-hav.html"&gt;Niels Hav&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2006/05/elisa-gabbert.html"&gt;Elisa Gabbert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2007/05/sampson-starkweather.html"&gt;Sampson Starkweather&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&amp;amp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/2006/06/carol-peters.html"&gt;Carol Peters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"  &gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hosted by Editors Ana Bozicevic-Bowling &amp;amp; Caroline Conway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+++&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sharon Dolin&lt;/span&gt; is the author of three books of poems: &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Realm of the Possible &lt;/span&gt;(Four Way Books, 2004), &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Serious Pink&lt;/span&gt; (Marsh Hawk Press, 2003), and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Heart Work&lt;/span&gt; (The Sheep Meadow Press, 1995), as well as five poetry chapbooks. Her latest book, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Burn and Dodge&lt;/span&gt;, is the winner of the Donald Hall Prize in Poetry and forthcoming from the University of Pittsburgh Press. Dolin is Poet-in-Residence at Eugene Lang College, The New School for Liberal Arts. She directs The Center for Book Arts Annual Letterpress Poetry Chapbook Competition and is a Curator for their Broadsides Reading Series.&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tao Lin&lt;/span&gt; is the author of a novel, EEEEE EEE EEEE, a story-collection, BED, and a poetry-collection, YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT HAPPIER THAN I AM. Melville House will publish his second poetry-collection, COGNITIVE-BEHAVIORAL THERAPY, in 2008.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Niels Hav&lt;/span&gt; is a Danish poet and short story writer living in Copenhagen with his wife, concert pianist Christina Bjørkøe. His new collection of poetry &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;We Are Here&lt;/span&gt; is published by Book Thug, Toronto (books@bookthug.ca), and a selection of his poetry from the early years, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;God's Blue Morris,&lt;/span&gt; was published in Canada in 1992. He is the author of five collections of poetry and three of short fiction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Elisa Gabbert&lt;/span&gt; is an editor of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Absent&lt;/span&gt;. Her recent poems have appeared or will appear in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Pleiades, Cannibal&lt;/span&gt;, and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;LIT&lt;/span&gt;. A chapbook, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Thanks for Sending the Engine&lt;/span&gt;, is available from Kitchen Press, and a book of collaborative poems written with Kathleen Rooney, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;That Tiny Insane Voluptuousness&lt;/span&gt;, is forthcoming from Otoliths Books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sampson Starkweather&lt;/span&gt;'s poems and essays have recently appeared or are forthcoming in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;LIT, Octopus Magazine, jubilat, New York Quarterly&lt;/span&gt;, and many other publications. He lives in the woods alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Carol Peters&lt;/span&gt; writes poetry and teaches creative writing. Her chapbook, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Muddy Prints, Water Shine&lt;/span&gt;, will be published in the 2007 New Women's Voices Series by Finishing Line Press out of Georgetown, Kentucky. Carol's work has appeared in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Cairn, Pembroke Magazine, miPOradio, Pebble Lake Review, Bamboo Ridge, Ink Pot, Ink Burns&lt;/span&gt;, and the anthology &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Always on Friday&lt;/span&gt;. She divides her time between Charleston, SC and Hakalau, HI and blogs at http://carolpeters.blogspot.com.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+++&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com/"&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ana Bozicevic-Bowling + Caroline Conway &lt;/span&gt;Co-Editors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sal Salasin &lt;/span&gt;Managing Editor&lt;br /&gt;Contact us at realpoetikblog@gmail.com, (646) 287 9349&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-2350322459704526496?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2350322459704526496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=2350322459704526496' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/2350322459704526496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/2350322459704526496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/upcoming-reading.html' title='Upcoming reading!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-707451501747682885</id><published>2007-08-21T20:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T21:14:50.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton Poem Contest RealPoetik Lit Post Modern'/><title type='text'>These Are So Hot!!  More Entries in the Paris Hilton Poem Contest</title><content type='html'>Lots of new entries in the Best Paris Hilton Poem contest.  Two from Gil Childers (who is Gil Childers?) entitled, respectively, “Britney, Your Hair” and “Britney, Your Vagina,” which raises the very interesting point (well, interesting to me, anyway) that most folks don’t seem to be able to tell the difference between Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.  Or perhaps they just don’t care?  I know I can’t (tell the difference) and I don’t (care).  Anyway, here are Gil’s:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Britney, your head.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hair is our enemy.&lt;br /&gt;The axis of evil? Hair, hair,&lt;br /&gt;and hair. It tried to&lt;br /&gt;take over our vaginas,&lt;br /&gt;Britney, but you defeated it.&lt;br /&gt;It tried to take over&lt;br /&gt;our heads, Britney, but you&lt;br /&gt;prevailed. I wonder if&lt;br /&gt;it isn't growing on your babies.&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if you wonder.&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if you look at Lindsay,&lt;br /&gt;at Paris, and are horrified.&lt;br /&gt;Their colonized heads.&lt;br /&gt;They are mere husks. We&lt;br /&gt;are mere husks, the hair crawling&lt;br /&gt;from body to body as it&lt;br /&gt;outgrows us. Go back to that&lt;br /&gt;salon, Britney. The hair&lt;br /&gt;won't be there, scattered on the&lt;br /&gt;floor. It got hungry. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Britney, your vagina.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The umbrella of its&lt;br /&gt;blondeness protects us.&lt;br /&gt;Makes us a different&lt;br /&gt;country. Desertless.&lt;br /&gt;There is no wilderness&lt;br /&gt;inside Paris’ ride; we&lt;br /&gt;are with your babies.&lt;br /&gt;We are behind every&lt;br /&gt;camera you see. We&lt;br /&gt;are not at war. We know&lt;br /&gt;where we are. Lostness&lt;br /&gt;has been lost—we&lt;br /&gt;are where the panties&lt;br /&gt;used to be. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And we are also blessed with this one from “&lt;strong&gt;anonymous&lt;/strong&gt;” (who’s anonymous?) who may or may not also go by the nome de plume, &lt;strong&gt;Evil Eve&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton waits for you&lt;br /&gt;in shadow of Le Tour Eiffel&lt;br /&gt;wanting to wrap you in the soft luxury of&lt;br /&gt;all-american-sheets-n-towels-all-made-in-china&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton wants to share&lt;br /&gt;her 2bacon2eggssssunnysideup&lt;br /&gt;2pancakes so thick I dare you to fold 'em&lt;br /&gt;like one of those thingies on the street with you, only you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton never saw no stinking&lt;br /&gt;bed-in by no skinny brit/hairy jap. oh no.&lt;br /&gt;she's ready with chemical lavender air freshener&lt;br /&gt;for only 250 euros a nite &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which I think is MORE than enough for now, don’t you?  I look forward to more of your obsessional writings, but not today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-707451501747682885?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/707451501747682885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=707451501747682885' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/707451501747682885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/707451501747682885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/these-are-so-hot-more-entries-in-paris.html' title='These Are So Hot!!  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He is a nothing&lt;br /&gt;more than a moose&lt;br /&gt;that moves across&lt;br /&gt;the floor, the ceiling—&lt;br /&gt;a terrible animal. Sometimes&lt;br /&gt;he shakes the mirror free&lt;br /&gt;and here I hear mirrors&lt;br /&gt;can be made from door&lt;br /&gt;knobs or a fingernail&lt;br /&gt;driven deep, solid,&lt;br /&gt;stuck with dumb blonde.&lt;br /&gt;But who else would have&lt;br /&gt;the pigtails, the brains&lt;br /&gt;to pull them beneath&lt;br /&gt;the Sonic milkshake&lt;br /&gt;costume, shouting Hot&lt;br /&gt;Salty Anal Wieners&lt;br /&gt;For Free while every&lt;br /&gt;inmate hushed escape.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-7717600283927945847?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7717600283927945847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=7717600283927945847' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/7717600283927945847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/7717600283927945847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/another-entry-in-best-paris-hilton-poem.html' title='Another Entry in the Best Paris Hilton Poem!!!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-5984033708454026920</id><published>2007-08-02T14:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-22T10:21:53.294-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Paris Hilton Poems!!!</title><content type='html'>It's so hard to keep up with the news!! Which is more important, the criminal indictments being prepared against, well, gee, almost everyone in the Bush administration, or the fact that Paris is going to be doing Real Life for real? Difficult to keep up with the entries in The Best Paris Hilton Poem, but we manage. It's bringing a nice class of scaborousness to the magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anonymous was first up with this offering........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Paris, quoth the hair-maven, Never-more!&lt;br /&gt;There are ways and there are ways&lt;br /&gt;to undo the black locket&lt;br /&gt;around your ankle&lt;br /&gt;that says something&lt;br /&gt;about levels. Paris,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hairdressers in jail are crying. You've taken&lt;br /&gt;away their bleached and dry&lt;br /&gt;unnatural reason for being. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elisa Gabbert and Kathleen Rooney seem to have formed some kinda tag team for this, and inspired by the subject matter are churning this stuff out like sausage. Here are three so far, and I hope you feel properly discouraged when you realize you haven't gotten your first off yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHAT HAVE I DONE?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A buffer of two pixels &amp; a packet of pills&lt;br /&gt;is not enough buffer. Please don't make public&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my spectacular longing for an intellectual&lt;br /&gt;sex tape. If I can eroticize prison rape,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can be truly cracktacular. Cybernetic&lt;br /&gt;mechanisms like predictive text messaging&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;say I'm an argument for retroactive birth control,&lt;br /&gt;but the best thing about the morning after&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is laughter in the recording studio &amp;amp; a new&lt;br /&gt;set of teeth, all thirtysomething, all solid gold. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHAT AM I FOR?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grief for one's dead human-&lt;br /&gt;ity is one thing but it takes balls&lt;br /&gt;to wear gingham to a funeral. My past's&lt;br /&gt;as checkered as Chex Mix. I like&lt;br /&gt;a good word but I hate to define it—&lt;br /&gt;socialite schmocialite, sashay&lt;br /&gt;schmashay. There's no subtext, OK?&lt;br /&gt;So I texted "Cathy" instead of "Kathy."&lt;br /&gt;Everyone knows spelling is arbitrary.&lt;br /&gt;Mom thinks I'm dumb, but I've got&lt;br /&gt;a long memory. I got reprimanded on&lt;br /&gt;the field trip to the petting zoo, as if&lt;br /&gt;I need permission to use expletives!&lt;br /&gt;&amp; fucking emoticons! :( I'm both&lt;br /&gt;tickled pink &amp;amp; basically afraid of that&lt;br /&gt;funky tic in her upper lip. How late&lt;br /&gt;is the marshmallow store open? Are we&lt;br /&gt;having peeps to party w/ tonight?&lt;br /&gt;There's something unheimlich about&lt;br /&gt;the back of her I'LL FUCK ANY&lt;br /&gt;BUNNY T-shirt. I don't think&lt;br /&gt;I asked Santa for a rabbit b/c I&lt;br /&gt;wanted someone to nibble my ass!&lt;br /&gt;Mega duh: Memory is a game of&lt;br /&gt;matching: you have to put crazy&lt;br /&gt;on crazy. AFAIK, Mom isn't even&lt;br /&gt;named after a geographic region&lt;br /&gt;&amp; she called me out, which is&lt;br /&gt;like the ultimate role reversal&lt;br /&gt;if you think about it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aaaaannnnnd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WHY AM I FAMOUS?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A comforting solution by the bright light of day&lt;br /&gt;would be more comforting in the shade. It's hot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on the beach, but I don't wake up w/ bikini lines—&lt;br /&gt;I fell asleep under a schlocky script, set in a hotel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;set in some woods set in a rocky hillside&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; my only real line was, "I'm all set!" The hot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;girl always gets whacked. There's no take-backs&lt;br /&gt;once you've tried so hard to be a celebutard. Hotel-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ier has never been the way I wanted to make my&lt;br /&gt;way into America's asses, but when you're hot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you get free passes, you pass "Go" &amp; collect&lt;br /&gt;affection. You check yourself into a complex hotel. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Sam Starkweather says this "isn't exactly about Paris" but that "you can sort of see the roots of the transcontemporation as a process" so I guess it's alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:95%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Sonnet # 114&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;—a transcontemporation of John Berryman&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You cum Paris Hilton-haired through the J. Lo air&lt;br /&gt;bangin' on my split-level mobile-home screen-window&lt;br /&gt;and you be cummin' for like ever, up, down&lt;br /&gt;straight true through my reality show where&lt;br /&gt;I'm pittin'-out like an unused desktop icon: wazz up,—&lt;br /&gt;you be da body of the email, my micro-chip's on da fritz&lt;br /&gt;so I found when grandma got 86'ed, dial-up speed&lt;br /&gt;and I took Jet Blue down dirty South to da cremation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jumping with in-laws, Beyonce ring-tone revealed her last&lt;br /&gt;text-message, icon still on screen, much less replied: Lewinskied&lt;br /&gt;spin-doctored me so effectively I turned off the TV &amp;amp; cringed&lt;br /&gt;in my entertainment center for all the re-runs&lt;br /&gt;I never TiVoed and never again dazzle coworkers at water coolers,&lt;br /&gt;a bitch to your beautiful ability to obsessively compulse. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-5984033708454026920?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5984033708454026920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=5984033708454026920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5984033708454026920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5984033708454026920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/paris-hilton-poems.html' title='Paris Hilton Poems!!!'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-396565925166394724</id><published>2007-07-24T19:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-24T19:51:00.408-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The RealPoetik Blog!  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Otherwise, I edit the stuff although with an open hand (is that right?) and a view to promoting discussion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will begin. Suggested topics. How come more stuff, in RealPoetik as well as elsewhere for god's sake, isn't funny. I'll spare you my argument that all GREAT art has always been funny (Rabelais, Joyce, Pound, Ginsberg, Pynchon, de Sade, Twain, Melville) although I point out we are living in an era of very high political and economic comedy. Environmental comedy even, since we are in the process of frying ourselves to death. We are revealed as a species of fruit mold. Yeast, poisoning itself in its own shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I digress. Funny, boys and girls, is only possible through an extension of truth, a learning process. Funny is the enemy of the academy. Funny is the enemy of all lies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND it seems to me, this is an avenue to approach the political questions of the day. I mean, I find Dick Cheney hilarious, and although I doubt he'll live long enough to inhabit the cell in Spandau Prison I think he so richly deserves (bad heart, you know), still….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's another one. How about a Contest, boys and girls? How about, for the moment, Best Poem on the Subject of Paris Hilton? Prize to be publication in both the blog AND the extensive mailing list!!! And since I just happen to have a really great poem on the subject of Paris Hilton, just as an example, mind:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton is Free! And&lt;br /&gt;it rained a little in Guadalajara overnight&lt;br /&gt;with all the usual sturm und drang &lt;br /&gt;and thunder over mexico like it does. My love life,&lt;br /&gt;not so much, but&lt;br /&gt;Paris Hilton is Free!!&lt;br /&gt;and better times are bound to come.&lt;br /&gt;Paris, if you're out there…&lt;br /&gt;(International Hand Gesture for) Call Me!&lt;br /&gt;I love your movies!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think "Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney."&lt;br /&gt;Now think "PARIS HILTON IS FREE PARIS HILTON IS FREE PARIS HILTON IS FREE!"&lt;br /&gt;See? It works!!&lt;br /&gt;Soon, the bright sunlight rains down&lt;br /&gt;on the newly washed city and warms all palomas in the plazas&lt;br /&gt;rising iridescent against tan cathedrals&lt;br /&gt;and MSNBC gets the first get-out-jail-interview with&lt;br /&gt;Paris because&lt;br /&gt;they're such sucks and&lt;br /&gt;PARIS HILTON IS FREE PARIS HILTON IS FREE PARIS HILTON IS FREE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feel Free to Comment. Ball is in your court. You can send your entries to me via the Comment! 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Spread the word!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since 1996, RealPoetik has delivered a poem (or more) weekly to 1000+ newsletter subscribers, including (in the last year) Bill Knott, Ilya Kaminsky, Sawako Nakayasu, Mathias Svalina, Sharon Dolin, Rebecca Loudon, Miguel Murphy, Amy King, Carmen Firan, Mairéad Byrne, Mike Topp, Tomas Ekström, The Pines, jeroen nieuwland, C. Dale Young, Noah Eli Gordon, José Luís Peixoto, Kateřina Rudčenková, and many many others... Read them all &lt;a href="http://realpoetik.blogspot.com"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To submit, send 3-5 poems and a brief bio to &lt;a href="mailto:realpoetikblog@gmail.com"&gt;realpoetikblog@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;. Translations of contemporary poets welcome!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+++++++&lt;br /&gt;Ana Bozicevic-Bowling &amp;amp; Caroline Conway, Editors&lt;br /&gt;Sal Salasin, Managing Editor&lt;br /&gt;+++++++&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-2123490163175338894?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2123490163175338894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=2123490163175338894' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/2123490163175338894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;cd Why Poems Can Be More Like Paintings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, featuring poems by Malachi Black, Caroline Conway, Chris Tonelli &amp;amp; Justin Marks turned into songs by Denim on Denim will be available for purchase.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-1237751135180416544?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1237751135180416544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=1237751135180416544' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/1237751135180416544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyR3z1GlI/AAAAAAAAANY/IBfFK1pn_-s/s1600-h/Sawako-with-Annual-Report_s.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyR3z1GlI/AAAAAAAAANY/IBfFK1pn_-s/s200/Sawako-with-Annual-Report_s.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5040498059322399314" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyZ3z1GmI/AAAAAAAAANg/OdlCCxUssK0/s1600-h/Noah-and-Joshua-2_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyZ3z1GmI/AAAAAAAAANg/OdlCCxUssK0/s200/Noah-and-Joshua-2_small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5040498196761352802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyhHz1GnI/AAAAAAAAANo/AKeuS9MsX8k/s1600-h/Matvei-small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/RfNyhHz1GnI/AAAAAAAAANo/AKeuS9MsX8k/s200/Matvei-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5040498321315404402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From top: Sawako Nakayasu; Joshua Marie Wilkinson &amp; Noah Eli Gordon; Matvei Yankelevich.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-6721200897724006725?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6721200897724006725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=6721200897724006725' title='0 Comments'/><link 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href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReuWvgShfxI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/PfJPG9wr26s/s1600-h/AWP+031.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038286351009677074" style="" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReuWvgShfxI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/PfJPG9wr26s/s200/AWP+031.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-3709264655937484247?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3709264655937484247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1210699342303970810&amp;postID=3709264655937484247' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/3709264655937484247'/><link rel='self' 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RealPoetik reading on Saturday, 2/24, at the Bowery Poetry Club NYC.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJbxjVeqwI/AAAAAAAAAGo/9bDbFN93w2I/s1600-h/Flauer+010.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJbxjVeqwI/AAAAAAAAAGo/9bDbFN93w2I/s200/Flauer+010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688240210684674" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJbrjVeqvI/AAAAAAAAAGg/DGaDFA7m620/s1600-h/Flauer+008.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJbrjVeqvI/AAAAAAAAAGg/DGaDFA7m620/s200/Flauer+008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688137131469554" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcVDVeqzI/AAAAAAAAAHA/lw0fnkYVuFU/s1600-h/Flauer+014.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcVDVeqzI/AAAAAAAAAHA/lw0fnkYVuFU/s200/Flauer+014.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688850096040754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcajVeq0I/AAAAAAAAAHI/5poARU9a08U/s1600-h/Flauer+015.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcajVeq0I/AAAAAAAAAHI/5poARU9a08U/s200/Flauer+015.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688944585321282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcFzVeqyI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Ba_ypjVOGu8/s1600-h/Flauer+013.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJcFzVeqyI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Ba_ypjVOGu8/s200/Flauer+013.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688588103035682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJb8zVeqxI/AAAAAAAAAGw/68-5LNuAg5Q/s1600-h/Flauer+011.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJb8zVeqxI/AAAAAAAAAGw/68-5LNuAg5Q/s200/Flauer+011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035688433484213010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From top: Ari Banias, Michael Montlack, Mike Topp, Justin Marks, Maggie Schwed, Malachi Black.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-1801640782907661382?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2nIIxxlqiDg/ReJbxjVeqwI/AAAAAAAAAGo/9bDbFN93w2I/s72-c/Flauer+010.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210699342303970810.post-5349853588046848207</id><published>2007-03-05T03:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-14T21:15:19.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>About and Masthead</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;RealPoetik&lt;/strong&gt; is the oldest and most active little magazine on the internet. Since '96, we've featured one poet weekly; the poems are sent via e-mail to our 1300+ subscribers and published &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/realpoetik.blogspot.com"&gt;online&lt;/a&gt;. Our blog and listserv formats serve to place poems in a transparent, ephemeral context to be read alongside the texts of daily life. Forward them on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Editors &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.csuohio.edu/poetrycenter/AuthorBook/Brown.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lily Brown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.humanisanimal.blogspot.com/"&gt;Claire Becker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;HTML Crisis Response&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jenny Wickens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Past Editors&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nightcommute.org/"&gt;Ana Bozicevic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pshares.org/authors/authordetails.cfm?prmAuthorID=7280"&gt;Caroline Conway&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mischievoice.blogspot.com/"&gt;Lars Palm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://lutheransurrealism.blogspot.com/"&gt;Kirby Olson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://red-boldface.blogspot.com/"&gt;Mike Topp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://poetry.about.com/b/2009/03/21/fare-thee-well-sal-salasin.htm"&gt;Sal Salasin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;strong style="font-weight: normal; font-style: italic;"&gt;Founder and Managing Editor&lt;/strong&gt;, RIP 2009&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1210699342303970810-5349853588046848207?l=realpoetikblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5349853588046848207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1210699342303970810/posts/default/5349853588046848207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realpoetikblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/masthead.html' title='About and Masthead'/><author><name>RealPoetik</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14919138604759914372</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
